The Sentinel hypothesizes point-shaving scandal on Nickelodeon game shows
by Daniel McKeever in Humor
I wasn't buying it for a second, Lori Beth Denberg.
I saw right through your charade. While my fellow grade-schoolers were caught up in trying to "Figure It Out" before you did, I was watching YOU. There was always something a little shady about the way you played "Figure It Out.
by Matthew Provance in Humor
Those of us who follow politics will certainly recall the two great political careers that were forged in the hot jungles of Peru during the 1987 filming of the 20th Century Fox blockbuster Predator. Jesse Ventura went on to claim governor duties in Minnesota in 1998, while Arnold Schwarzenegger made his way to the same title in California in 2003.
by Penelopoopy in Humor
Hi, my name is Penelopoopy. Well, actually, that's just the name I use so future employers won't run a background check on me and think I'm a gutter slut.
In a cheap attempt at grabbing more readers, we at The Sentinel have decided to sink to new all-time lows and to cash in on what other publications are doing.
by Sandeep Rao in Humor
Aries (Mar 21 -Apr 19): Your decision to overtip this one this time still doesn't make up for the last dead prostitute.
Taurus (Apr 20-May20): Even though you're in camouflage in the bushes looking at her with binoculars, the law technically won't consider it stalking, seeing as how she's publicly sunbathing on the South Oval.
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