The Sentinel's satirical guide to breaking down racial barriers
by Chach in Humor
I know what you may be thinking already; yeah, I'm white. I'm a total honky. At a healthy mix of Italian and Croatian, I have no place giving advice for black guys. But, after consulting several black friends of mine and watching two whole seasons of Flavor of Love, I assure you that I speak from a position of authoritative knowledge.
Da Edge of Reason
by Daniel McKeever in Humor
May 5, 2007
Dear Diary,
What a day! I met with the Commisioner today, thinking we were just going to have a chat and catch up. Next thing I know, he ends up suspending me for the whole season! And over nothing! He kept bringing up "the Vegas incident"- you know, at the ip-stray ub-clay- like I had done something wrong.
A sincere thank you from The Sentinel staff to The Lantern
by Kevin O'Rourke in Humor
As some of you may have noticed near the end of the school year (and nearly 5,000 of you did) The Lantern was kind enough to advertise for us in their newspaper. They didn't even tell us they were going to do it; they surprised us, and boy, was it a surprise.
by in Humor
In light of our recent boom in online activity, The Sentinel would like to present to you some of the comments and letters that were written to The Sentinel staff throughout our last year via our online edition. Even better, we'd like to respond to our plethora of followers, letting you all know just how much we love to hear from our occasionally intelligent readers.
