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It's Called "Alternative" Energy Because it Sucks

It's Called
Dear America, Alternative by definition implies we have multiple choices. Like your choice of going home on holiday weekends to have your mom do your laundry. If you are like me, home is a distance from campus, so my choice factors in how I am going to get there.

DRINK OF THE MONTH

DRINK OF THE MONTH
THE IRISH COFFEE Kegs and Eggs Just Found a Dessert Feed the game day jitters with a refreshing buzz of whisky, coffee, and cream. You will feel energized and look way more sophisticated than the Jager-bomb douche bag down the hall. What you need: 1 Shot of Irish Whisky (I prefer Jameson) 2 tsps of Brown Sugar Quality Coffee (i.

Notable Notions

Notable Notions
Drinking, smoking, and swearing are the cornerstones of my greatest pastimes. Unfortunately, my happiness is consistently being compromised by do-gooders representing the public-at-large. I am offended by their imposition of ideals, "health and progressive advancement" on us all.

Sex Offenders: An Unknown Plight

Sex Offenders: An Unknown Plight
My best friend is a sex offender. Unlike most Dateline stars, he doesn't have a greasy comb over, perpetual five o'clock shadow, or brown plastic glasses. My friend doesn't come across as your typical rapist or pedophile because he's only 17 years old. In fact, certainly contrary to his claims, he may still be a virgin.

Thumbs and Words of Wisdom

Thumbs and Words of Wisdom
Thumbs: Thumbs Up- Construction that comes to an end! Thompson Memorial Library renovation? Done, and SWEET. Ohio Union? Soon to be done, equally sweet. Campus road projects/new garages? Done. 315 reopening? On time- did not see that one coming. North C High St.

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