by Chopper Cleveland in Humor
Aries - Your boring sex life will finally be cured when your girlfriend "accidentally" trips, falls, and knocks out all of her teeth.
Taurus - Nobody cares about your allergy to peanuts; quit being such a puss.
Gemini - You will tell your uptight girlfriend to "loosen up".
by Hiro Masuda in Humor
Americans around the country are increasingly growing upset at the performance of the newest president they picked out during last year's Buy-One-Get-A-Vice-President-FREE sales event.
After carefully reading consumer reports, meticulous online research and comparing Obama's specifications to those of his competitors, citizens around the country agreed that Obama was younger than McCain and also had "cooler commercials.
by Dan McKeever in Humor
The Sentinel recently sat down with the First Daughters to discuss their views on their father's signature cause, health care.
We join Sasha, 8, and Malia, 11, at a tea party, already in progress, taking place in the China Room in the White House's Executive Residence.
